| Looking for | Love |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | College |
| Profession | Tell you later |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Tell you later |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Light Brown |
| Eyes | Grey |
| Build | Large/Full |
| Smoking | Smoke Socially |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Cancer |
| Height | 5'7/170cm |
You know, I used to have a list of attributes I looked for in a man, but over the years I've cut the list down and down and..., Weeeellllll... You know how it goes, you start out fantasising about the tall, dark, beautiful, nobel prize winning, sports star/pop singer/oscar winning millionaire knight in shining armour who will whisk you away from it all on his yatch to a carribean hideaway... yes, yes I know the salt water plays havoc with the armour... Then it all goes pear-shaped! (Quite literally, or maybe I should say figuratively, in my case!) I've always yearned for the BIG, dramatic, overblown, windswept, wuthering heights passionate love of my life type of thing but that's never worked out either! (and Cathy died and Heathcliff was miserable so probably just as well really!) I'm now trying to be sensible in my old age...ahem!...and I just want someone to be nice to me.
| Tea |
| Shakespeare |
| The sea |
| Tangled coathangers |
| hairy knuckles |
| ignorance |