Ash, 50

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About Ash

I live by the phrase Carpe Diem and am hoping to find someone out there who realises that life is meant to be lived. If I had to quickly (?) describe myself then I'd say I'm intelligent, confident, impulsive and impatient (my friends would all add the words "a little too ...... for his own good" around those things) =] <br> <br>If thou insist on using text speak when you have a perfectly functioning keyboard in front of you, then please stop whatever it is that you're doing and head to the nearest torture chamber, where you will get EXACTLY what you deserve! <br><br>Do not pass go! Do not collect your fake Burberry, cheap, tatty "bling" or your Reebok Classics. Just get your Trisha watching/starring on backside to the aformentioned chamber right now! Where you will be severely punished! Go on shoo! Now! =| <br><br>I've got no idea what I expect from this, except that I'd hope to find people who are a laugh to be around and can hold their own in a conversation (as I can talk for a large galaxy) <br><br>I've got a weakness for a great figure (stick thin waifs need not apply) and intelligence (ignoramus' and stupid people can also say bye bye now) and confidence (like you hadn't guessed that already) <br><br>I`m an adrenaline junkie, a (harmless?) flirt and I've got no time or tolerance for mindgames (so please leave by the same exit as the waifs and stupid, shy people) <br><br>I`ve done a lot of travelling (Oz, S.E. Asia, S. America and The Far East) and would like to get to know people with get up and go, who got up and went. <br><br>Let`s get it out of the way right now. I`ve got tattoos and piercings (quite a few of both in fact). I know they`re not everyone`s cup of tea, but I do think mine are pretty smart. I'm not keen on head to toe tattoos/piercings - perhaps a bit hypocritical - but one or two (maybe more) here and there wouldn`t hurt anyone`s chances :] <br><br>Yes I know I've jumped around from thing to thing, but that's how my mind works (???)<br><br>Thank you please. <br>