| Looking for | Love |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | University |
| Profession | Political/Government |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Agnostic |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Dark Brown |
| Eyes | Blue |
| Build | Average/Medium |
| Smoking | Tell you later |
| Drinking | Drink Regularly |
| Star Sign | Scorpio |
| Height | 6'2/188cm |
I am an extremely nice, solvent, 26 year old male with my own car, my own teeth and even my own hair. I have many hobbies including pubs, clubs and bars and sometimes I even do other stuff. Other interests include a keen interest in the arts and especially the works of Proust, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky and Shevchenko. I also like to pretend to be interested in Russian literature to appear hard and cool. I'm not (that) weird and I don't smell. I am looking for a nice girl aged between 18-30 to love and look after.
| Cider |
| Lager |
| Bitter |
| Sonia from Eastenders |
| Rude People |
| Religion |
| Film | Pulp Fiction |
| Book/Author | Terry Pratchett |
| Album/Band | The Smiths |
| Holiday | Cornwall |