| Looking for | A flirt |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | Masters |
| Profession | Other |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Christian |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Dark Brown |
| Eyes | Grey |
| Build | Slim/Slender |
| Smoking | Don't Smoke |
| Drinking | Drink Regularly |
| Star Sign | Leo |
| Height | 5'8/173cm |
Me in nine easy steps (I couldn’t think of ten, I’m afraid):<br>1) I'm a laugh<br>2) I like to keep fit but only use it as an excuse to eat more rubbish<br>3) I have a tendency to be sarcastic and loud<br>4) I enjoy my job <br>5) I don’t cook but I’ll always pay for a takeaway / dinner in a restaurant if it’s my turn<br>6) I can’t function in the morning without a coffee<br>7) I'm rubbish at arm wrestling but always have a go after a few shandies<br>8) I don't understand the off-side rule despite having had it explained hundreds of times<br>9) And most importantly, if you're still reading this, mine's a large G & T, thanks<br>
| Beach holidays |
| People who can spell |
| Sunday in bed with the papers |
| People who walk slowly |
| Cups and saucers |
| Dogs that look like rats |
| Film | Life is beautiful, Scarface |
| Book/Author | The Faraway tree or anything by Roald Dahl |
| Album/Band | Artic Monkeys, Kilers, Kasabian |
| Holiday | New York, island hopping in Croatia |