lee, 60

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About lee

Ok...(pause for imaginary drum roll)...<br>I am a young-looking (so I've been told - and not just by myopic pensioners), 42-year-old legal advisor for a Birkenhead-based firm of solicitors, part time mobile DJ, (available for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs and local Witch dunkings), part time author currently working on either a definitive, highly academic treatise on paranormal phenomena, true-life ghostly tales and urban legends occurring in and around Merseyside, or a massive big pile of credulous waffle packed with stories whose foundations in fact are about as shaky as Vanessa Feltz riverdancing on a three-legged coffee tablë (delëte whëre your views deem applicable), and a committed veggie.<br>I love playing footy for my work's team (in my head, I'm a Mascherano-like midfield dyanmo,whilst cruel hard reality dictates that I often display all the grace of an inebriated hippo riding a unicycle...upside down), playing tennis and badminton, going for long walks in the coun tryside, camping, gardening, hill-walking and on a slightly less enegetic scale, (and in no particular order) indulging in snooker and pool, going the pictures, going for meals, enjoying big mad massive nights out in Liverpool city centre, chill out sessions at home watching a DVD, with a bottle of wine and a Chinese meal thrown in for good measure, or a quiet evening down the local depending on me mood and the company I'm in at the time. <br>I also sing in a local band called February Stars, who are due to go in the studio to record a few tracks in the next month or so. The entire Western world holds its breath in anticipation of this essential release <br>I am an incurable romantic, who, since splitting up with his ex-wife, has felt like he was left living with half a heart, a sensitive soul who's been known to cry at the end of The Muppet's Christmas Carol!!!! and an eternal optimist who can find joy in something as simple as unexpectedly finding a bubblegum at the bottom of his rippled, chocolate-flake adorned ice cream <br>I currently live on my own, aside from my four pets, two cats, a dog and a sand dragon, (which doesn't actually do a lot other than sit there and wait for yummy crunchy live locusts to blunder blindly into its mouth) and, after having had the fickle figners of fate whomp me some vicious chin blows of late, am looking to meet that special someone who can burst into my life like the raving 'Transformer' from that mad car advert, and torch the day's dark memories with their seamless loveliness.... <br>