| Looking for | Love |
| Nationality | English |
| Education | Other |
| Profession | Finance |
| Ethnicity | White/Caucasian |
| Religion | Atheist |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Status | Single |
| Hair | Light Brown |
| Eyes | Green |
| Build | Large/Full |
| Smoking | Smoke Regularly |
| Drinking | Drink Socially |
| Star Sign | Capricorn |
| Height | 5'6/168cm |
I am funny and articulate. Oh and I can stick my tongue out and touch my nose. Please save me from buying a cat and joining the WI.
| Books |
| Cooking |
| Laughing |
| Cheese |
| Film | Shaun of the Dead |
| Book/Author | Far too many to pick one |
| Album/Band | See books |
| Holiday | Anywhëre |